The Autotranslator

Ok look people, I understand that the auto translator function in FFXI is a great addition to the game and all.... but you people are just completely abusing the shit out of it. And sometimes what you're saying (being that auto translator converts the text into other respective languages) is just completely wrong in context.

The types of people that use the auto translator can be divided into 3 classifications on people.

1.) Abusers

2.) Idiots

3.) Respectable People (These are the people that use it for what it was meant for)

Lets discuss them a little more in depth shall we?

Abusers: These are the people that seem to want to put any and everything in auto translator because they think it's cool to say whole sentences with it.

Example: {Hume} {man} {rod} {inside} {Diseased} {Mithra} {woman} {hole}. {everyone} {throwing} {up} {This way} & {That way} {Please, check it}.

just..... stop... ok?

You're a retard.

It was cool for a joke...

6 fucking years ago!

It's not funny anymore!

Idiots: These are the people that use the auto translator for what seems like a legitimate use; yet totally don't comprehend that what they just said sounded retarded once translated.

Example: {Scorpion Harness +1} {Do you have it?} {Can I have it?} {Reward} 600k {Gil}.

Now you see, this looks ok to all of the English people who play the game, obviously. But all the Japanese people are laughing just a little inside at your stupidity. To them, you basically just said: Scorpion Harness +1, Do you have it? Can I have it? I'll feed you 600k Gil.

Morons.....

Stop putting {Reward} on the end of everything you want to buy or sell... you sound like a dumb ass to all the other cultures...

Ever wonder why JPs have the view they do of us NA players?

I'll give you a hint: It's because you sound like a fucking IDIOT every time you spam that shit in whitegate.........

Thanks for spreading the idiot gene.

I swear to god there aren't enough lifeguards at the gene pool......

.............Stop!

Respectable People: Thank you for taking the time to actually shout something worthwhile - that might actually help someone. Even if it's just a simple trade or mission.

... nuff said.

You know who you are.