Ok look people, I understand that the auto translator function in FFXI is a great addition to the game and all.... but you people are just completely abusing the shit out of it. And sometimes what you're saying (being that auto translator converts the text into other respective languages) is just completely wrong in context.
The types of people that use the auto translator can be divided into 3 classifications on people.
1.) Abusers
2.) Idiots
3.) Respectable People (These are the people that use it for what it was meant for)
Lets discuss them a little more in depth shall we?
Abusers: These are the people that seem to want to put any and everything in auto translator because they think it's cool to say whole sentences with it.
Example: {Hume} {man} {rod} {inside} {Diseased} {Mithra} {woman} {hole}. {everyone} {throwing} {up} {This way} & {That way} {Please, check it}.
just..... stop... ok?
You're a retard.
It was cool for a joke...
6 fucking years ago!
It's not funny anymore!
Idiots: These are the people that use the auto translator for what seems like a legitimate use; yet totally don't comprehend that what they just said sounded retarded once translated.
Example: {Scorpion Harness +1} {Do you have it?} {Can I have it?} {Reward} 600k {Gil}.
Now you see, this looks ok to all of the English people who play the game, obviously. But all the Japanese people are laughing just a little inside at your stupidity. To them, you basically just said: Scorpion Harness +1, Do you have it? Can I have it? I'll feed you 600k Gil.
Morons.....
Stop putting {Reward} on the end of everything you want to buy or sell... you sound like a dumb ass to all the other cultures...
Ever wonder why JPs have the view they do of us NA players?
I'll give you a hint: It's because you sound like a fucking IDIOT every time you spam that shit in whitegate.........
Thanks for spreading the idiot gene.
I swear to god there aren't enough lifeguards at the gene pool......
.............Stop!
Respectable People: Thank you for taking the time to actually shout something worthwhile - that might actually help someone. Even if it's just a simple trade or mission.
... nuff said.
You know who you are.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
That makes since... NOT
This one is dedicated to the things on FFXI that just don't seem to make any since what-so-ever or just generally piss me off for misc. reasons.
This will be updated in future blogs, but for now i'll give a few of my most annoying things about FFXI that just seem to make PERFECT since
/sarcasm off
1.) Hectes Eye Mobs: You know these friendly creatures, bout a dozen eyes on em... yet they aggro SOUND?!? wtf SE? /phail
2.) Rabbits: why is it that no matter what level you are there is always a rabbit somewhere that can kick your ass? Shouldn't we be beyond this at 75?
3.) People that sell things to themselves in the Auction House for 1 Gil. Yes, we know you have that item. So does 15000 other people, you aren't special. Read "The First......." .......dumbass
4.) People that sell things to themselves in the Auction House for 100 Million Gil. First off, your a moron for paying that high of a tax on listing an item in the first place. Second, does anyone REALLY give a shit if you have that item or that much money. Third, if you DO have that much money to piss off listing an item and paying taxes on it for the sole purpose of showing off.. go drown yourself in a bottle of Wild Turkey and choke on your own vomit. No one cares about you and your virtual life or your virtual money. here's a thought, get laid every once and a while.....
5.) People who stand in town seeking party for 10 hours doing nothing then complain about being broke. Thought of the day: GO FARM... idiot....... dammit you people really piss me off.
6.) Price jackers in the Auction house. Don't get me wrong, if I know I have the only item up for sale in the AH, and it's a desirable item, i'll add a few K to it myself. Simple supply & demand there, but when you can't buy a GKT that's 2.8~3M all the way down the list for 3.5M...... you should be hung from your tesicles until all the blood rushes to your head. At least then we'd know you had some juices flowing up there. People like you are the reason the damn GKT is that much anyway.......... thanks... DICK!
7.) People that set up events, and then ask everyone else that comes to help them what they're supposed to do. OK look... I've got no problem helping out a LS member with anything that i'm capable of helping with, but dammit... there is an ENTIRE website (actually like 10) that are set up with truck loads of information on EXACTLY what you're doing. READ IT. Do some damn research first instead of wasting your LS buddies' time/effort because you're an unprepared retard. Thanks in advance....
Man I could go on forever here and i'm sure i'll update and/or add more at a later date, but for now, I dont' want to overflow your tiny little brains with too much hate and discontent. It brings about bad Karma.
I love you guys....
sometimes........
rarely..................
This will be updated in future blogs, but for now i'll give a few of my most annoying things about FFXI that just seem to make PERFECT since
/sarcasm off
1.) Hectes Eye Mobs: You know these friendly creatures, bout a dozen eyes on em... yet they aggro SOUND?!? wtf SE? /phail
2.) Rabbits: why is it that no matter what level you are there is always a rabbit somewhere that can kick your ass? Shouldn't we be beyond this at 75?
3.) People that sell things to themselves in the Auction House for 1 Gil. Yes, we know you have that item. So does 15000 other people, you aren't special. Read "The First......." .......dumbass
4.) People that sell things to themselves in the Auction House for 100 Million Gil. First off, your a moron for paying that high of a tax on listing an item in the first place. Second, does anyone REALLY give a shit if you have that item or that much money. Third, if you DO have that much money to piss off listing an item and paying taxes on it for the sole purpose of showing off.. go drown yourself in a bottle of Wild Turkey and choke on your own vomit. No one cares about you and your virtual life or your virtual money. here's a thought, get laid every once and a while.....
5.) People who stand in town seeking party for 10 hours doing nothing then complain about being broke. Thought of the day: GO FARM... idiot....... dammit you people really piss me off.
6.) Price jackers in the Auction house. Don't get me wrong, if I know I have the only item up for sale in the AH, and it's a desirable item, i'll add a few K to it myself. Simple supply & demand there, but when you can't buy a GKT that's 2.8~3M all the way down the list for 3.5M...... you should be hung from your tesicles until all the blood rushes to your head. At least then we'd know you had some juices flowing up there. People like you are the reason the damn GKT is that much anyway.......... thanks... DICK!
7.) People that set up events, and then ask everyone else that comes to help them what they're supposed to do. OK look... I've got no problem helping out a LS member with anything that i'm capable of helping with, but dammit... there is an ENTIRE website (actually like 10) that are set up with truck loads of information on EXACTLY what you're doing. READ IT. Do some damn research first instead of wasting your LS buddies' time/effort because you're an unprepared retard. Thanks in advance....
Man I could go on forever here and i'm sure i'll update and/or add more at a later date, but for now, I dont' want to overflow your tiny little brains with too much hate and discontent. It brings about bad Karma.
I love you guys....
sometimes........
rarely..................
The First.............
This post is dedicated to all of you pretentious assholes who seem to think you're special because you were the "first" to do something on FFXI.
"Dude, I was the first NA player to hit level 75!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEELEVEN"
"Dude, I'm the first player on this server to kill XYZ and get the drop!!!"
"Guys! I'm the first to synth a Scorpion Harness +212.. Wewtsawce!!"
This just in: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
You aren't special....
You didn't win a prize....
You can't pass GO or collect 200 Gil....
24 hours from now, there will be 500 people standing in your shoes....
....maybe 600.
You bastards have somehow convinced yourselves that you now are part of some 1337 special operations unit that was only allowed to be the "first" in your endeavors.
Get over yourself....
Go play in traffic....
"Dude, I was the first NA player to hit level 75!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEELEVEN"
"Dude, I'm the first player on this server to kill XYZ and get the drop!!!"
"Guys! I'm the first to synth a Scorpion Harness +212.. Wewtsawce!!"
This just in: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
You aren't special....
You didn't win a prize....
You can't pass GO or collect 200 Gil....
24 hours from now, there will be 500 people standing in your shoes....
....maybe 600.
You bastards have somehow convinced yourselves that you now are part of some 1337 special operations unit that was only allowed to be the "first" in your endeavors.
Get over yourself....
Go play in traffic....
Mages that Melee /wrists
Whats up fellow FFXIers, I'm back with a vengeance!
Since I left the game and returned, there seems to be a serious influx of complete fucking RETARDS that play this game now.
Maybe they were spoiled to the EXP rich ToAU zones
Or the falling economy....
Or maybe they were just born that way...
...........Probably born that way!
Anyway, Just to let you know coming out of the gate - I have ZERO TOLERANCE for idiots, retards, or just stupidity in general. Hence, the title of my blog(s).
I play this game with my brother and together, we can pretty much do anything we want to do in the game... but it never ceases to amaze me how stupid some people can be.
Here is my first example of aforementioned stupidity:
We have a mage in our linkshell who seems to like to melee whilst EXPing. Now, normally if you know anything about this game - a mage is a "backline" job post level 11? Red mage is an exception to the rule and i'll give them till around level .... 18ish. Beyond that.. BACK OF THE LINE BITCHES! End of discussion. Yet some mages still want to melee in upper levels...
What
The
Fuck
People?
Do you seriously even know what job you're playing? Did you even look at the job title before you clicked "Change Jobs"? You must have missed something in the job description somewhere in your seemingly bottomless retardation.
When you think of the word "Mage" what's the FIRST word that comes to mind of ANY seasoned (hell probably even the noobs) RPGer?
M-A-G-I-C.....
That's right, MAGIC...
Now does magic sound like melee to you? Could you be any more opposite than Melee and Magic?
I didn't think so either....
Please.. for the love of all that is sacred and cherished in the land of Vana'diel...
Put the club away... please...
BACK OF THE LINE BITCHES!!!!!!!
Since I left the game and returned, there seems to be a serious influx of complete fucking RETARDS that play this game now.
Maybe they were spoiled to the EXP rich ToAU zones
Or the falling economy....
Or maybe they were just born that way...
...........Probably born that way!
Anyway, Just to let you know coming out of the gate - I have ZERO TOLERANCE for idiots, retards, or just stupidity in general. Hence, the title of my blog(s).
I play this game with my brother and together, we can pretty much do anything we want to do in the game... but it never ceases to amaze me how stupid some people can be.
Here is my first example of aforementioned stupidity:
We have a mage in our linkshell who seems to like to melee whilst EXPing. Now, normally if you know anything about this game - a mage is a "backline" job post level 11? Red mage is an exception to the rule and i'll give them till around level .... 18ish. Beyond that.. BACK OF THE LINE BITCHES! End of discussion. Yet some mages still want to melee in upper levels...
What
The
Fuck
People?
Do you seriously even know what job you're playing? Did you even look at the job title before you clicked "Change Jobs"? You must have missed something in the job description somewhere in your seemingly bottomless retardation.
When you think of the word "Mage" what's the FIRST word that comes to mind of ANY seasoned (hell probably even the noobs) RPGer?
M-A-G-I-C.....
That's right, MAGIC...
Now does magic sound like melee to you? Could you be any more opposite than Melee and Magic?
I didn't think so either....
Please.. for the love of all that is sacred and cherished in the land of Vana'diel...
Put the club away... please...
BACK OF THE LINE BITCHES!!!!!!!
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